Tour Packages
Choose your level of schadenfreude with our carefully curated traffic viewing experiences.
Select Your Experience
From quick flyovers to extended gridlock galas, we have the perfect package for every traffic enthusiast.
Experience the joy of hovering above gridlock with our entry-level package.
- 30-minute helicopter tour
- Rush hour timing guaranteed
- Basic traffic commentary
- Complimentary traffic bingo card
- Digital photo of you pointing at traffic
Elevate your traffic viewing experience with premium perks and extended flight time.
- 60-minute helicopter tour
- Premium rush hour slot selection
- Stand-up comedian pilot commentary
- Binoculars for close-up frustration viewing
- Mock champagne toast over worst interchange
- Personalized 'I Survived Traffic' certificate
- Digital photo package with traffic time-lapse
Our exclusive VIP package for those who want the ultimate traffic schadenfreude experience.
- 90-minute helicopter tour
- Custom route over worst traffic hotspots
- Professional comedian co-pilot
- Gourmet snack basket & premium beverages
- Live traffic radio feed with pilot commentary
- Megaphone for shouting encouragement to drivers
- Exclusive 'Traffic Survivor' merchandise pack
- Framed aerial photo of you above gridlock
- Priority booking for future tours
Specialty Tours
Unique experiences for the traffic tourism enthusiast.
Available during major holidays, this special tour focuses on mall parking lots, airport pickup lanes, and highway exits near shopping centers. Includes festive commentary and a holiday-themed traffic bingo card.
This specialized tour focuses on major construction zones that have been "in progress" for years. Includes expert commentary on project mismanagement and a souvenir hard hat with "Traffic Survivor" printed on it.
Group Experiences
Share the joy of traffic schadenfreude with friends, family, or colleagues. Our group packages are perfect for:
- Corporate team building (nothing bonds a team like collective mockery)
- Bachelor/bachelorette parties (last taste of freedom before commuting together forever)
- Birthday celebrations (another year older, another year wiser than those stuck below)
- Family reunions (unite generations through shared traffic superiority)
- Office parties (reward employees with a view of what they're not experiencing)
Group discounts available for parties of 6 or more. Contact our events team for custom packages and special requests.
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